In a hotel, a couple had breakfast and called the waiter to get the check.
The waiter, of course, wanted to get better tips and started a conversation:
- So, you’re here for the whole weekend?
- Yes
- Got kids?
- Yes
- And you left them home this time, didn’t you?
- You got it
- So, there’s only two of you, that’s so romantic!
- Yep
- And who’s staying with the kids?
- My wife…