My uncle read this in a newspaper
A guy and his wife were returning home from a party. The woman was concerned that her hubby had had a little too much alcohol and kept asking him to let her drive. The guy was really intoxicated, but he claimed that he’s ok and would not allow her at the wheel. The woman then saw a police car and said that they should check with the police if the guy should drive or not. They stopped the car right beside the police cruiser, so the officer saw who was at the wheel. A quick test showed that the guy’s alcohol level is way beyond any legal limit and the officer arrested the guy on the spot.