My boyfriend Roger with several roommates was renting a big house near their university campus. I can’t say how many parties they had each week, but the average is close to seven ;)
There, I met with the best and also craziest prankster I’ve ever seen – a guy named Alan. He would invent pranks and jokes on the fly, but one was just outrageous and here is what he did (nauseous people – don’t read further!!!)
One Saturday evening, when everyone – and that was about 30 people - was full of pizza and beer, he ran into the living room with human sh*t on a piece of cardboard and shouted “Look what I found!” Everyone tried to stay away from Alan because he looked drunk and could drop the stuff anywhere. However, as Alan intended to show everyone closely what he found, he started chasing people down – with THAT stuff in front of him. After several unsuccessful attempts, he sat on the floor and said “Well, then I’ll enjoy it by myself” and STARTED EATING IT!!! Two girls and a guy puked right there in the room, several people ran outside... Then, Alan started laughing his ass off.
This friggin’ crazy dude bought fresh brownie cake and modeled it to look like a piece of crap. He then put it on a cardboard and, well, you know the rest… Idiot!